A Crisp New Leaf

Christ is moving ever stressful. I thought that the sheer fact of migrating into our very own little house would negate the grueling toil of sorting my various belongings into boxes and bags, but I have gained 5 pounds from stress eating and ground my teeth down into little nubs.

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